Tuesday, January 27, 2004 9:31:25 PM
okay, I was sitting behind Safeway drinking something alcoholic out of an old milk jug, with the dude who plays the Hamburglar at all the McDonalds in the tri- state area. Anyway, this joker goes on about how great the snorks were and that they were even better than the smurfs. I said "I will let that slide, because of the hooch in the jug, but the smurfs are the moral, intellectual, and spiritual superiors of the snorks. The snorks are wholely derivative from the smurfs, in fact the snorks are nothing more than a poor mans smurfs set under water, with out all the cool mythos or complex social interactions that gave layers and substance to the smurfs. The snorks could never even dream of reaching the stellar level of story telling that the smurfs meet on a weekly basis."
"Yeah," he said "But like the Snorks had funny little head tubes."
That's when I punched him, it could have been the sauce in my stomach or the fact he had been bitching all day, about the damn kids throw big Macs his way, but the last straw was the f'ing snorks.
Later we worked things out, sometimes you just have to agree to disagree, and its a lot easier to do that when the bitch of the Hamburgar is laid out cold.

Matt

PS. Starspit says, hi.

Thursday, January 22, 2004 11:50:34 PM
Hey, Keith Richards just email me. He said that Sting (the singer) does glow blue when orcs are around. See here at RyanLigon.net you learn something new everyday!

3:43:04 PM
Hey, hey. Kicking it in the states is pretty cool, and sorry ladies I met me a new gal. Her name is StarSpit, funny thing is she likes dank, dumping back alleys, and as a hobo that bodes well for me. Maybe if we ask really nice we can get her to post on this blog too. She says that she finds me delightful dreadful, she talks kind of funny like, but as a hobo you learn really quick, beggers can't be choicers. No matter how hard you try, and don't let anyone tell you any different kids. You would think that having a ball-n-chain would crap my swinging style, right? Wrong its totally cool, I totally have all the daylight hours to myself and most of the night, because something about people being meanless in a dark pit or bar-b-q pits, I am don't really listen when she talks, the piont being is she mostly spends her time on her look or being to "sad" to do anything. Yeah, I don't get it either you would think being my girlfriend would make any lady happy. Oh, well.

Later,
Matt

Tuesday, January 20, 2004 11:22:33 PM
Dudes, never pissed off the Triad, anyways I am heading back to the states. I am going to be heading to CA! I hope to find a home there and not be a hobo any longer. I think if I work hard and play my cards right I could get promoted to Bum or Street Vagrant even. Naw, who I am kidding Street Vagrant is something you have to be born into, alas such are the dreams of mere men. Anyways, post in the forums, its there to tell me to shut the hell and say I am not a hobo that used to live in Korean. Also, its there to make friends without leaving your basement or the comfort of your salior moon dollls, or what ever nerd/geek fanstay has throw up in your room. Because lets face it if you are here to read about this site chances are you aren't swimming in the women and if you are a chick you aren't the lady of anyone dreams. But to prove me wrong post your pics in the forum, or at least a link to them there. Anyways, the true tale of me may one day come to this blog. But only if we get a heathly forum use. If you go to Korea tell them that Matt aka Matt the Hobo aka Shadow Death of the four Seasons, sent you.

Until than, remember Hugs not drugs!

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