Tuesday, February 10, 2004 11:11:03 PM
Poor, Ryan with his broken Collar bone. Snow on person violence is a hidden crime, a crime that goes unchecked. If snow hurts you, no matter what it says, it doesn't really love you. You have to have the strength to leave it. Trust me it's the only way. The more you know, and knowing is half the battle. Yo Joe.

Matt

PS. please send all donations and flowers to the Save the Ryan fund. Care of me.

1:29:04 PM
Hey, guys, we got some exciting news at Matt's Blog. Turns out Starspit has some good connections in the Goth community. So I am proud to announce this blog has a sponsor. It's a part of the new wave of niche marketing. Its Black Hole tampons, the tampons for Goths. Nothing escapes from Black Hole tampon, its absorbing power is on a cosmic scale. Bought to you by the makers of Event horizon panties shields. So, things are looking up around at this old blog, we got a sponsor and Goth dudes don't have to be confused on which tampons to get for their girlfriends. Oh, yeah my resume is up on the site. It's my real resume! Check it out. This is going to be a short blog I will write more later. When the muse strikes or the Hamburglar pisses me off, which ever happens first.

Matt

Thursday, February 05, 2004 11:27:23 PM
So, like Starspit having been bothering me to get in touch with my inner turmoil or something. To bring up the darkness of my soul and to bare it to the world, as to stain its blackness on the world of the conformists. She really cracks me up. I don't think my side splitting laugher was the response she was looking for, but if she doesn't want me to laugh why is she telling me such funny stuff? She didn't like that question either. Chicks, uh? Can't live with them, can't scope out their brains to understand what the hell they are thinking. I have learn a lot of in my life, from dodging bullets in WWI, to cutting pinkies in Korean, a hobo picks things up, you know. One of the things I learned a long time ago is that women are crazy, but the good kind of crazy. Not the stab you in a back ally over an orange peel crazy. But the crazy that lives on emotionally charged moments. It's like you don't know what's going on in there. Chicks are all about the emotional crap, have you seen what the so-called "chick flicks". There are two types of those crappy ass movies, happy chicks flicks were two people fight, until they found out they are each others true love or the type where women show how cool it is be a chick, and how empowering womanhood is. In the second kind of movies usually someone dies of cancer. Those are just the two board types of chicks flicks, there are all kind of subcategories, like when two people fight and fall in love, and one of them dies of cancer.
Maybe next time I will talk about video games or comics. Or how Skillz the cat sovled the murder at Bloody coral cove. Or the time Ryan and were DJ's at a radio station that didn't broadcast. Anyways, here is another tip from the streets kids. if you ever hungry enough to eat an orange peel share it, its not tasty enough to warrant stitches. knowing is have the battle!! GI JOE!!!

Sunday, February 01, 2004 8:12:30 PM
Hello, this Matt Mackowski some of you might know me from RyanLigon.net. I play the characters of Matt The Hobo, Starspit, Hamburgler and Skillz the wise cracking cat. I would like to step out of the world of Matt the Hobo, talk you nice people about an issue near and dear my heart. A matter that affects us all and matter that needs our attention. Naw, screw it, I am tried a lazy. More Matt the hobo coming later!

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